Unlike other author websites, this is not a Free Access Site where any Tammy, Dora, or Harriet can just stop by and hang out. No, this is a high quality site. A fancy, more bang-for-your-buck site.

In a word, a Premium Site. If this was a porn site, you’d be paying Big Money.

Fortunately for you, this is not a porn site and I don’t charge. But I do require that you follow the Karen Hawkins Web Site Rules.

Please note there are only three rules because, well, I like keeping things simple. Plus, I’m too lazy to think of more.

(right: KAREN DAYDREAMING ABOUT COLIN FIRTH (What? You thought she only loved ONE MAN? PULEEZE!))

WEB SITE RULES:

• 1) If you are reading this at work, keep your coat or sweater nearby to muffle your laughter. I’m not guaranteeing you’ll laugh, of course. It’s just a wise precaution in case something tickles your funny bone and I don’t want any of you writing to tell me your sob stories about how you lost your job because the boss walked in just as you were snorting coffee through your nose because of The Karen Quiz. (Oh yes. There is a quiz. Like I said, this is a Premium Site.)

• 2) No drooling over the Hugh Jackman pictures. That is my job and I can handle that all by myself.

• 3) If you like something you read here, you are required to buy one of my books. Why? you ask. Because Momma wants a new car! Also, I said so and this is my website. If you don’t like this rule, feel free to leave and read someone else’s website. There is a cost in visiting a Premium Site like this! You’re just lucky I don’t know how to take Visa.

   

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